You’re Yaoi Obsessed When…

The following was found at threedaysgracetard@DA and I just wanted to shared.

Yoneda Kou

[ ] The concept of Guy X Girl seems strange to you
[] You can’t go one day without looking at pictures/reading fanfics about yaoi
[] You have an OTP (One True Pairing)
[ ] You crossover your favorite male characters and make them lovers (I.e L X Sebastian)
[ ] You ship anyone and everyone together
[b>✓] You refer to the couple by their ‘name’ (i.e ZoSan, KuroKise, RoyEd, etc.)
[ ] When it’s that character’s birthday you draw them with their ‘uke’ in some sort of sexy situation
[ ] You constantly write fanfiction for your favorite couples
[ ] You want to strangle all the yaoi haters
[] You stay up all night reading it/drawing it
[ ] You cosplay as your favorite characters just to make them do things they would originally never do themselves (I.e Kiss, hold hands, etc)
[] You go “Aww…” and “SQUEE~!” when you see two men being lovie-dovie in front of you
[ ] You prefer men-men’s love over hetero love anytime
[ ] You insist on searching every yaoi pairing possible even in the most innocent animes
[] You watch two men having a slightly close relationship and would instantly think of them snogging each other naked on bed
[ ] Your anime collection consists of boy love anime instead of the usual anime people would collect
[ ] You have a thing for twincest, especially boys
[ ] Your manga collection in your computer consists of doujin scanlations of either original or fan-doujins, regardless if you can read Japanese or not
[ ] You can never look at two guys the same way ever again
[ ] You get turned on by looking at two men fucking instead of the normal hentai
[ ] You join a Fight for Gay Rights cause
[ ] You love to sing “It’s OK to be Gay” by Tomboy during your free time
[ ] Your drawings (if you’re an artist) consists of yaoi 90% of the time
[ ] You don’t mind your boyfriend (if you’re an open-minded girl) to get ‘easy’ on his male colleagues
[ ] You would encourage your boyfriend to kiss his male friends and even prepare your 3G phone to shoot them
[ ] You want to try a strap-on the next time you and your boyfriend want to make love just to see how anal sex on a guy looks like
[ ] Even if there is already a hetero pairing in an anime, you would create some sort of story (if you are a fanfic writer) that make their relationship no longer existant and pair it with your fav boy
[ ] Even if there is totally no room for a yaoi pairing to exist in a cartoon or anime, you pair crack!ones anyways or create an OC to match with your fav boy
[ ] You see any gesture that is slightly suggestive, even though it is just a friendly hug, as yaoi
[ ] You would be seen surfing websites that are yaoi-based and hunt for delicious man sex
[ ] You’re favorite guy on any tv show is the gay one, in real life or in the show
[ ] You see an anime couple and automatically don’t like the girl
[ ] You have to delete files just to make room for your massive yaoi doujinshi collection
[ ] Yaoi is a constant subject in your conversations
[ ] You wish you were a boy just so you could be a part of the magic
[ ] You try to convince your brother/cousin/male friend that he’s gay
[ ] You start pairing up female characters so you can put the male characters together
[ ] You beg your boyfriend to make out with another guy in front of you
[ ] You force your boyfriend to watch gravitation and to like it
[ ] You force your boyfriend to cosplay a male character that is gay and you cosplay his male partner
[ ] You have more yaoi doujinshi than music on your computer.
[ ] You try to search for something on google or youtube and it tries to finish any letter you type with something yaoi related
[ ] You say stupid stuff in class like, “Don t interrupt me, I m thinking about yaoi.”
[ ] You see a gay guy and think of yaoi instead
[ ] You see your gay friend falling asleep in class and you think stuff like, ohh he stayed up late doing YAOI
[ ] Your mom finally asks you what yaoi is
[] Most of your inside jokes are about yaoi and you end up laughing alone because nobody gets it
[ ] You instantly have a crush on the first guy that looks kinda Asian, and then you eventually end up hoping he s gay
[ ] When you see two guys walking next to each other you instantly think of yaoi liveaction
[ ] When all or most of your bookmarks are to yaoi sites
[ ] You know you’re obsessed when you’re in a roomfull of hot guys and you’re picturing them with each other
[ ] You start picturing ‘scenes’ when listening to some specific songs
[ ] You see two cute guys together and assume that they’re lovers
[ ] You bravely buy some yaoi manga at the store even though some manga cover feature explicit yaoi content that makes other people cringe
[ ] You think you’re a gay man in your past life
[] You buy and draw yaoi mangas
[ ] You constantly think of yaoi pairings in games/anime/pop stars
[ ] When your non anime friends know the meaning of yaoi
[ ] When you start slashing your straight guy friends together
[ ] When you have a dream that they make a yaoi version of Kingdom Hearts
[ ] When you look for yaoi of your favorite childhood shows(I will never look at Pokemon the same way again…e_o)
[] You can pair up any two boys from an anime and justify the pairing
[] You have several organized photobucket accounts computer folders full of Yaoi pictures
[ ] When the only thing you look for on a search browser ALWAYS contains the words Yaoi or Shounen ai in the web search
[ ] When you obsessively write fanfction after fanfiction about your choosen OTP
[ ] Your best friend is bored because you always talk about yaoi
[ ] When you see lotions and creams and all you can think of is which one would be the best lubricant when it came to Yaoi
[ ] When you see your guy friends and you wonder who could make the best pairing
[ ] when you walk into school and you alot of different guys and you are almost tempted to pair them up and make them kiss each other
[] When you watch an anime that isn’t even a boys love or yaoi and you wished that the guys in the show would just hook up already
[ ] When you draw your two favorite male anime characters kissing or doing each other and you make it into a wallpaper for your computer
[ ] When you start slashing the male fridge magnets together and leaving them in compromising positions
[ ] You use buttsecks as a verbal pause
[ ] You know EXACTLY where all the booths that sell yaoi are at con
[ ] When the whole theme of your computer is yaoi. (I.e Icons, wallpaper, screensaver, etc…)
[] You’ll randomly daydream about random pairings
[ ] Everything you write has to have at least a gay guy in it
[ ] You start thinking Dracula is gay
[ ] You see two guys come out of a car and begin holding hands then walk to a store and you watch to see if they kiss
[] You fav this deviation and use it as a journal
[] You comment on this deviation
[] You spend your time writing a ‘You know you’re yaoi obsessed when…’ meme.

LOL Less than I had excepted, but I do enjoy a good romantic boys love story with substance like any other heterosexual one. Smex is just added bonus. XD

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Guess what I had submitted my application for the Chihaya and Taichi fanlisting at TAFL and it was approved yesterday! Woohoo!! Since this pairing is quite popular among fans of the Chihayafuru anime/manga series, it would have been snatched already. I am truly happy to be its new owner to the rabu rabu between the two can be spread! XD

Chihayafuru is amazing, I had watched its anime a few weekend ago and fell in love with its characters along with the Japanese One Hundred Poems and karuta. Taichi is such a sweetheart and always being there for Chihaya. One can see how much he cares and loves her. Chihaya’s passion for karuta is unrival and can be selfish at times, but I admire her determine to spread her love of this sport with everyone and become #1 in Japan with her teammates. She can be an airhead when her main focus is nothing but karuta. Hopefully one day she will see Taichi more than just a friend.

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Valentine’s Day Hugs & Mini review of Sukitte Ii na yo.

Source: zero-chan.net
Source: zero-chan.net

I hope everyone will be able to spend this special day with their love ones, family and friends!

The above features Tachibana Mei and Kurosawa Yamato from the Suki-tte Ii na yo. manga by Hazuki Kanae, which has recently become a favorite of mine. The pretty coloring is not accomplished by moi, I did changed the words in the bubbles though.

So here’s to my very first review for 2013, I’m going to skip some topics and just talk about the main couple.

Mei is our lonely outcast protagonist, who completed ignored by fellow classmates. Since she has lost trust in everyone due to some childhood events, she does not find being anti-social an issue. Yamato is your typical prestige high-schooler, who is not interested in a girlfriend that is high-ranking and trendy. He might be friends with them, however, intimate relationships with these types can be unanimated and lackluster for him. Their paths cross one day and Mei’s journey in renewing friendship and love begins.

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When Mei requested assistance from Yamato after being stalked by a patronage from her employment, their romantic voyage is ignited which he took the main initiative. She is quite hesitate at first, believing she is another girl since his kindness toward others is well-known. Yamato’s feeling toward her are sincere and ensured her numerous of times that he truly likes Mei for who she is. He finds her interesting to be with and hopes that their interacts will bloom into something beautiful. Yamato does this in a sweet and caring manner, taking small steps and checking on her comfortable level whenever they go on dates and making new friends. Mei is his new world and happiness is all he hopes for.

As the story progresses, conflicts and misunderstandings plague the couple due to lack of communication and carefulness which is typical in a shoujo series, not everything is peachy once the romance starts. However, they gradually learn from their mistakes and understand the importance of seizing the moment rather than keeping quiet or having it bottled up for a period of time. Mei also regains the ability to trust others and shows willingness to share her heart with her partner and many new friends that come along their journey. Besides Yamato and Mei, there are a few other couples in the story along with love rivals, family members and friends. I will not touch on them here since it might take another page or two. :p

I really enjoyed the different approach that is taken to weave the story rather than the typical flower and candy story with a sappy and weak heroine. Mei is levelheaded, independent, observant and determined. Her situations are realistic and can be sympathized by any teenage girl going through high school and love. Yamato is caring, kind-hearted and protective, but can be impulsive and jealous when it come to Mei. Though, he has his own dilemmas, others come first and foremost. He can be such a sweetie at time, but an airhead the next, which makes him lovable and down-to-earth. Yamato and Mei also complement each other wonderfully in personalities. His willingness to change for Mei is unrival. He understands that when she is different, he needs to adjust for the betterment of their relationship. When he does, a new leaf is turned on her side as well.

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Everyone who enjoys a simple romantic story with a touch of slice-of-life would adorable the anime as well. I also found the character development and growth to be wonderful for the 13 episode anime. The storytelling was nicely paced with the relaxing score and average animation scene. Hopefully, a second season will be in works soon when more chapters are completed by Hazuki-sensei. For the time being, let’s continue to be mesmerized by the manga which is beautifully illustrated.

*Last two gifs from Tumblr.

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